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deathtosquishies:

every time I spill a full glass of liquid it just makes me feel like shit

not just because it’s a fucking waste of food but because it always brings those thoughts of “i can’t even have a drink without fucking up tremendously how am i gonna handle life” to the front of my mind

Same feels! :’3 I get so upset when I knock something over or spill something or drop food on my shirt. Not because it’s a big deal but because it happens ALL OF THE TIME. Because I’m a piece of shit haha ;_;

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misskattoart:

Hey guys, I am working on commissions, but if you’d like a $10 sketch, itd really help me out. I’m not entirely sure how much I will be spending on the euthanasia and cremation. @__@;;/ 

Ugh. 

I’ll draw just about anything at this point. 
Provide a good ref, and a description of some sort of pose or scenario. Or I dunno. Personality trait or hobby. 

Email me at MissKatto@gmail.com. Paypal address is the same email. 

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

This works. My sister in law laughs when her young baby hurts himself, and now he rarely cries when he falls or hurts himself. It’ll be interesting to see how that works for him as he gets older.. :P But for right now, it’s working really well to keep him in high spirits, even if he falls down. The worst she’s done is say “Oh no!” but with a positive expression.

(Source: kaliskadyami)

mrrobotico:

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verycooltrash:

huffingtonpost:

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

   

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

*quietly facepalms forever*

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

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